On Wednesday The Men's team kicked off a new wake up service. When chronically late sophomore Andrew E. failed to show for the morning run the team sprang into action. They ran down to Andrew's house hoping to ring the doorbell and remind him to turn off his alarm and actually get up. Instead, when they arrived, Andrew's mom invited them to go on up to his room and physically extract him. While there are no actual pictures of the event, witnesses say that Andrew could be heard desperately yelling "Mom, where are my shorts" as fifteen runners converged on his room.
Sensing that they were on to something, the team repeated the process again on Thursday when Brian V. failed to show. This time, an un-named team member actually opened the door to the bathroom and greeted Brian as he was finishing his shower. Witnesses report that Brian's sister looked a little stunned when she opened the front door and everyone started up the stairs for Brian's room.
Who's next?
Push the snooze button again and it could be you.
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